BITE ME POE

:D

2008-10-09T07:23:04Z

Well things are looking up some! The family's not as stressed, at least. I'm being more creative lately, drawing and writing more (even if not uploading it all) and I think I'm past this huge long 'nobody likes me ;__;' funk I was on for a while XD I'm raking in the fat cash from work (WELL OKAY MAYBE NOT, but it's a decent amount!) and I'm so pumped for America you have NO IDEA. Not even two months away now! AUGH I GOTTA GET MY SHIT TOGETHER.

I wish I could find it in me to be more enthused about uni though XD;;;;;;

Not-vague for once

2008-10-01T05:06:02Z

My dad has prostate cancer. He caught it early enough that it can be treated, but it's still gonna fuck him over some. As a result he's resigning from work for his health's sake. I'm really glad cause obviously that's what's important, but I'm still terrified for him. x____x I love my dad, like, a LOT, so this is really shitty. It won't kill him or anything, but murrrrrrrrgh.

Money's gonna be a bit tight around here for the moment - I told mum I was going to stay home and give them my money instead of going to America but mum said that would be silly cause the ticket's all paid for and we're not hobos or anything and things'll be totally okay. They're gonna sell Kristy's house so they don't have to keep doing payments on it and stuff, I'm moving out for sure next year with my brother, so I'm pretty sure we'll be fine. This's all shaken me up a bit though. Gaaarg I wish dad would come home from work so I could talk to him.

<3

dfgnkdl;fnl

2008-09-27T06:43:19Z

I hate football.

FUCK FUCK FUCK

2008-09-22T09:19:59Z

SO TIRED of university AND IT'S NOT EVEN THE WORK. Just. The retards. OH GOD UNIVERSITY STUDENTS. If I have to suffer through another deep-and-meaningful with one more pseudo intellectual feminist vegan anti-capitalist Gotye-loving cuntsucking PC-crazy shitbrick I'm going to screeeeeam. All the moralising and self-righteousness is awful, it's like spending every day in a fucking after-school special EXCEPT EVERYONE'S FUCKING EVERYONE ELSE AND WANTS TO FUCK YOU OLOLOLOLOL

WHY DO THESE PEOPLE FUCKING TALK TO ME GOD CAN YOU REALLY NOT HOLD IN YOUR BLAND AND TEXTBOOK-RESPONSE OPINION ON LIFE THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING UNTIL YOU GET HOME TO YOUR MOST PROBABLY SHIT FAMILY WHO ACTUALLY CARE WHAT YOU/THE REPORTERS YOU'VE BEEN LISTENING TO THINK OH MY FUCKING GOD

I am TIRED all of the time, all of this hate for my fellow man is just wearing me out so much. Thank god I have my brother to rave at about wankers or I'd explode for not wanting to offend anyone.

SCHOOL. just. URGH. Hell on earth in all cases. I'm so glad I only have a couple more years of this BULLSHIT.

You know what I want? I want an angry dude. A mean, angry, bigoted, racist, sexist fuck of a human being to know who doesn't GIVE a shit if anyone thinks he/she's cool or nice or funny. I don't care if they hate me too much to talk to me even, I'd just like to know there's someone at this place who feels as pissed-off and out of place as me.

Uuuuuuurg.

Naked time!

2008-09-19T13:50:56Z

I've become a lot more liberal with my...getting-undressed-around-people-dom lately. IT'S WEIRD. Like I got new underwear the other day and it's really pretty and lacy so I kept getting compulsive urges to flash it to all my mates and stuff. 8D AND THEN I DID. I think it might be cause one of my newer friends, Lucy, is REALLY liberal about nakedness with friends. Like, I think maybe the second or third time I met her she was like 'HEY I GOTTA SHOW YOU THIS DRESS *STRIP NAKED RIGHT THERE*' and I was like 'WOAH HEY WHAT' and it was really funny XD I'm actually really happy about it, because it means I'm FINALLY comfortable with my lumpy bits which is like, weird AS for me. Still though, it's probably something I'll want to kick before I get to America or I'll just be near-naked everywhere always.

I AM NOT SURE ERIK AND DEL AND JORY AND BEAR AND KRIS WOULD APPROVE AMIRITE

flipsidedown @ 2008-09-19T00:47:00

2008-09-18T16:51:04Z

LOLOOLOLOLOL Tokio Hotel is still good aaaaarh leave me alone

SO HI, my hand hurts from drawing/colouring so hard BRACEFOREPIC. nnn I wish I was better at SCENES you know? I've had something in mind to draw for ages and my shittitude at backgrounds stops me from drawing it.

Wow this was a pointless entry XD

flipsidedown @ 2008-09-17T11:16:00

2008-09-17T03:17:43Z

AAAAAHNNN SHIT

DON'T PUT CHILLI FLAKES IN FOOD USING YOUR FINGERS AND THEN STICK ONE UP YOUR NOSE

GRAAAAAAAAAAARGH HURTS SO MUCH

Mood lately

2008-09-12T18:25:53Z

Very tired. Very frustrated. Taking it out by writing so I've now written 90 pages in the space of about three weeks. I still kind of feel like I've sort of gotten nowhere with it, though. Ohwell.

I wish I could draw again x_x I'm better at that, kind of.

Also I've been updating my lj too much, need to work on that.

Uuuuuuuuuuurgh.

*EDIT* 94. I'm going to watch Spongebob until I pass out.

Music

2008-09-08T14:16:08Z

Current playlist! Just out of mild boredom.

Foals - Cassius
N.E.R.D - Spaz/Everybody Noes
The Clash - I Fought the Law
Does it Offend You Yeah? - Being Bad Feels Really Good
The Horrorpops - Walk like a Zombie
Collective Soul - Never Here Alone
Mindless Self Indulgence - Never Wanted to Dance
Glukoza - Schweine
65Daysofstatic - Retreat! Retreat!
The Fratellis - Cigarello
David Bowie - Ashes to Ashes
Billy Joel - Uptown Girl
All Time Lows - Umbrella
The Used - Paralyzed
Kasabian - Shoot the Runner
The Go! Team - We Just Won't Be Defeated
Girl Talk - Hold Up
The Living End - CIA

Gonna add to this later, just felt like listing it. All my music is wiped so this'll help me rebuild my current favourites. Noooong.

Dancing

2008-09-05T18:19:32Z

I really like it <3

:3

2008-08-29T14:41:39Z

if I

could end up with any man in the whole world

I would want my husband to be Hal from Malcolm in the Middle <3

He's so incredibly sweet! And he's a good dad and he's supportive and silly sometimes and gets himself into all kinds of wacky mishaps and stuff. BLAH <333 yes, I want to date a Hal.

Awwww.

Hurrrm

2008-08-24T14:07:07Z

Going for a job as a waitress tomorrow night. I didnt used to think I could manage something like that because my interpersonal skills used to be so poor, but I'm a LOT more confident these days so maybe. Its a good place to start anyway - Tombstone Mexican, which I'm perfectly willing to admit I only applied for because of the name. 8D It's a fairly casual and not particularly busy joint about five minutes walk from where I live, so I think I oughta be right. Either way it'll be interesting, and I DEFINITELY need to work up some more dosh before I get away to the states. I doubt CCASA's going to rehire me, honestly, so whatever they can suck a dick.

My Screen and Sound teacher is awesome, hes letting me do my essay on Adaptation even though we're only supposed to be using Australian feature films. Adaptation's a fucking rad movie XD

Haha

2008-08-21T02:28:28Z

COOKING! Everyones really getting into food lately. I'm not that good with cooking, I guess I'm kind of anxious about trying new things or something so I usually just follow recipes. One thing I've found though is that like, I learnt everything I know about cooking from my mother and she always cooks for our WHOLE FAMILY, including my big sisters and my little brother who eat like nobody's business (and me, depending on the meal XD) so every time I cook something regardless of whether its for myself or for EVERYONE I always end up doubling the mixture or something out of habit and making A MILLION MILES OF IT, which I guess is pretty good cause it means heaps of leftovers but it always means I never have enough of something for next time I wanna cook XD

I think leftovers are probably my favourite thing about food, you know? Piping hot fresh food is great, but I usually cook when I'm hungry and it takes too damn long so it's so incredibly releiving to just toss some pasta in the mic for a minute or so and chow down on that instead.

WHATEVER. I'd join the club and make a food blog, but it'd be super boring XD

You know whats REALLY annoying though, is having all these wacked-out alternative friends who are in no way, shape or form interested in what I'm interested in at any given time D: You know, the kind who won't watch Pineapple Express on principle and won't listen to anything later than the 80s and enjoy talking politics or whatever. I also really think my views of the world are starting to change so incredibly dramatically that its not funny, you know? I'm getting less nice. More racist, more sexist, more manipulative, more bitter and spiteful and REALLY narcissistic. It could be going to university - I'm just roiling against these uni fucks I can't STAND, so its prematurely turning me into one of those people they burn their bras (YES THE GUYS TOO) and fight against.

I'm also becoming a HUGE yuppie. Someone told me yesterday that 70 dollars for a shirt was just ridiculous and I looked at them funny and stuff. Considering it afterward, I guess they were sorta right. I keep wanting to go to really uptown restaurants and buy ridiculously overpriced things when I'm bored and never touch them again, and I really don't have the money for this sort of high living and I'm controlling it so it's making me grumpier XD; I guess I seem the same though because I'm also getting more closed up about it. Someday I'm gonna be a bitter 40-something sitting on the bottom stair of my estranged husbands' huge mansion drinking gin and bitching about the neighbours to my yappy pomeranian. DX

BUT AT LEAST I'LL HAVE A MANSION?!

I think when I get to LA I'm going to leech every single music file Delya has. Seriously, the stuff she's sent me has been so rad so far and I've been playing Never Here Alone on repeat for DAYS it makes me feel so warm and fuzzy inside <3 thanks girl!

flipsidedown @ 2008-08-14T17:48:00

2008-08-14T09:50:15Z

fucking

fuckfuckfuck

FUCK!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH FFFFFFFUCK

WOA-HOAH-HO

2008-08-13T10:38:27Z

Today was AWESOME. It was another one of my days out with my little brother where we usually go hit some way-too-uptown restaurant for lunch in smart-casual getups. First was the driving, where we blasted Shippin' Home to Boston by Flogging Molly on repeat all the way down to Innaloo and swore at each other like boston gangstuuuhs (I was irish american he was italian american) the whole time, which might not seen much but if you've heard that song/seen The Departed and met me/my brother you'd know how much hilarious retarded fun it was. So then we went to Retro Betty's and the 'FACK YOU YA FACKIN' PRICK BASTID' and 'FACKIN COSSACK COCKSUCKER FACK YOU YA FACKIN UPPITY PRICK's continued all the way through the burgers. THEN we went and caught Pinapple Express, WHICH I HIGHLY RECOMMEND! James Franco is fucking CLASS, what. Also Seth Rogen is weirdly cute? Hilarious, anyway. We sat around at Dome with coffee talking about how rad the movie was for a bit, then drove down to King Street (ie Yuppietown, Stylesville) so Dan could blow his pay at Realm and get a new jacket, but Realm had been renovated to some crazy new weird place. What the stink? So we went to Subway DC and I drooled over a gorgeous 359 dollar dress in soft rose pink with zippers at the neck and thighs, SO cool, for a bit until we went to El Dorado and instead I bought a SUPER cheap reduced Schwipe tee and Dan got some long-sleeved stripey number. Choice! Then we got some Takoyaki (sldkfnlaksndfmmm) and talked more about how James Franco needs more comedy roles on the way home blasting the Go Team. Kristy was on her way down the street when we got home so we had a MAD panic trying to clean up some of the filth before she came in or else she'd tattle to mum and got a bit of it tackled/hidden under throw rugs. Then he went to work and HERE I AM, full, cheery and satisfied.

HEY EVERYONE MY BROTHER'S THE BEST, if you disagree I'll fight you, seriously. I can say it here cause he doesn't read this so it won't get weird. He's like my best friend :D and he has awesome taste in music and clothes and if anyone's not okay by him they're not okay by me. He's really clever and kind and thoughtful and just an all around good kid and I'm really glad to be related to him.

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST.

Swiffery

2008-08-03T12:05:56Z

Cleaned up my LJ a bit

GOOD TIMES!

haha this is such an ugly layout XD

flipsidedown @ 2008-05-30T23:03:00

2008-05-30T15:06:34Z

TIME FOR A NOT-SAD JOURNAL! Cause dudes, aren't I just WAY overdue for one? Jesus wanking shithelldamn christ. D8

Rediscovering Oz! DAMN, if there's one show I can watch without puking out my eyeballs with hate, it's Oz. And Firefly, but I never seem to catch that. Everything else seems really dumb, even though Oz gets kinda corny sometimes. It's weird how I'll forgive that in some things, like Oz and Doctor Who, but not other things (LOSTLOSTLOSTLOSTLOSTLOSTLOST). I reeeally wish I had more friends into Oz! I haven't seen past the second season, but STILL. I think it's also great because it's something my brother and I can sit down and watch and agree consistently on that it's good, and he's got more taste than anyone, ever.

Relationship dramas are (HOPEFULLY) sorted out, and I'm still hopelessly smitten but growing more and more accustomed to the idea that if it DOESN'T HAPPEN, it's all good and I'm still amazingly awesome and there is totally no substitute for me, lordy lordy lordy.

Had an exam today! I think I failed, BUT it's okay because now I know when my NEXT exams are for sure and I'll study hard and try kick their ass. Who uses Japanese anyway? GEEZ.

Has anyone out there read the book Wilt by Tom Sharpe? If you haven't, it's awesome. It's really dry sorta British wit about this guy Henry Wilt, who's really smart but stuck in a dead-end job teaching meat grinders at a TAFE-type school, and he's married to this silly twit of a woman he can't stand. ANYWAY, they have a fight and his wife runs away with a pair of annoying American pricks for a trip, and in the meanwhile Wilt gets drunk and fantasizes about murdering his wife, using a blow-up doll dressed as her to act out throwing it down a manhole that's being filled and seeing if it would work, even though he'd never ACTUALLY do it. Anyway, someone sees the doll stuck in the hole right as the cement gets dumped on it and he gets linked to the crime and everyone thinks he's murdered his wife. So basically the book's about him trying to convince the police that he hasn't murdered his wife and that it's just a sex doll buried under the concrete and everyone treating him like some wacked-out murderer and his wife's crazy adventures with some nasty bitch on the river and lksdnfaslkd WHATEVER, you should read it it's great. Anyway, it's a book I'd really like to see a movie adaptation of someday. That and Good Omens.

I lost my stylus and now I can't play anything I have but Pokemon. Dang. D: on the upside, I've got this mad killer Gyarados now. Does anyone know where to go to catch the legendaries? I spose I could look it up, but I'm shit and lazy.

Musings

2008-05-27T18:35:01Z

People

who osmosis shit that makes me who I am off of me

and don't ever get called out on it

are like a poison dart full of FUCKOFF juice right in my eyeball.

s;ldnfasld

2008-04-18T07:14:15Z

Why do I keep DOING this to myself? Seriously, Jess, just stop looking at it.

On another note, do I have an ego problem? You tell me.

thesebitcheslovemecausetheyknowthatIcanROCK.

Sway

2008-03-27T10:32:46Z

Stolen from stupid Kris!

RULES:
1. Set your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. to shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Put this on your journal.

1. If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
"Voices of Violence" Billy Talent
[Broken dagger! Southern swagger!]
(...*shrug*)

2. How would you describe yourself?
"Serve this Royalty," Cody Chestnut
[You gotta serve this royalty, believing in me and my dreams]
(PEOPLE SHOULD LISTEN TO ME MORE OFTEN, I'm a princess.)

3. What do you like in a girl?
"What Do They Know," Mindless Self Indulgence
[Hey! Someone to stab in the back, hey! Someone to fall through the cracks, hey! someone to punch in the face, hey!]
(Ho boy, I guess you'd have to know my track record.)

4. How do you feel today?
"Too much of Nothing" The Kooks
[Me I just try to be better, and I follow my heart]
(I guess I am trying to get better. Failing. Bit of a stretch though.)

5. What is your life's purpose?
"Hysteria," Muse
[I want it now, I want it now, give me your heart and your soul]
(>8D)

6. What is your motto?
"The View from the Afternoon," The Arctic Monkeys
[Anticipation has the habit to set you up for disappointment]
(Oh man, is this ever true. -_-)

7. What do your friends think of you?
"Just Ace," Grinspoon
[Sweet child you're such a princess now, I love the rainbow on your brow, I love your rainbow - OH NO IT'S WINTER]
(I'm a princess! 8D)

8. What do you think of your parents?
"King Diamond," Team Sleep
[Yeah, you won't remember me anyway.]
(...that made me sad.)

9. What do you think about very often?
"It's Dangerous Business Walking out your Front Door," Underoath
[Drowning in my sleep, I'm drowning in my sleep]
(Sigh.)

10. What is 2 + 2?
"20-20 Surgery," Taking Back Sunday
[Twenty twenty surgery, twenty twenty surgery for cheap, dollar signs doll up a picture-perfect point of view]
(2 + 2 = 2020.)

11. What do you think of your best friend?
"We Are Your Friends," Justice VS Simian
(lol convenient! Hazel or Emiry I guess <33)

12. What do you think of the person you like?
"Tomorrow Comes Today," Gorillaz
[Don't think I'm not all in this world]
(The only way this fits is that the statement makes about as much sense as the boy. But I like him anyway.)

13. What is your life story?
"Boston," Augustana
[She said I think I'll go to Boston, I think I'll start a new life, I think I'll start it over where no-one knows my name]
(Ugh, couldn't have been more perfect. The amount of times I've been grateful for my fathers upheaval and moving around to get me away from differing states of misery. Maybe I need to move on again now.)

14. What do you want to be when you grow up?
"Kickapoo," Tenacious D
[Oh the dragons balls were blazing as I stepped into his cave, then I sliced his fucking cockles with a long and shiny blade! Twas I who fucked the dragon, fuckalize sing fuckaloo, and if you try to fuck with me then I will fuck you too!]]
(Someday I will slay dragons! AND rock out.)

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
"Enfilade," At the Drive In
[Meet us at the corner of Fifth and Pontiac, and make sure that no-one else is with you if you wish to see them alive again]
(HEY BABE COME RANSOM SOME KIDS WITH ME, it'll be awesome)

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
"Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Theme," TV Themes (shrug)
[No-one will ever take them down, the power lies on their si-ee-i-ee-i-ee-ii-ee-iiiiide! GO GO POWER RANGERS!]
(This one could not have ended up more awesome.)

17. What will they play at your funeral?
"Keep the Light On," The Whitlams
[I'll always keep the light on for you, we try so hard to be alive, what else can you do but close your eyes?]
(oooooomg yes please. I want every moment in my life to be full of the Whitlams.)

18. What is your hobby/interest?
"When the Sun Goes Down," Arctic Monkeys
[So who's that girl there, I wonder what went wrong so that she had to roam the streets?]
(It's true, I'm a hooker.)

19. What is your biggest fear?
"Call N' Return," Hellogoodbye
[But I hope, hope, hope you didn't forget me, I couldn't forget you, the whole time I always knew]
(I don't want anyone important to me to ever forget what I mean to them. That hurts.)

20. What is your biggest secret?
"Never Take Friendship Personal," Anberlin
[If you can't hold yourself together, why should I hold you now?]
(I feel this way sometimes when some of my more dramatic friends spiral into depressionmode. Hypocritical with my situation as it is, but THERE YOU GO)

21. What do you think of your friends?
"Faggot," Mindless Self Indulgence
[Dig me now and fuck me later, and sing it to the tune of FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT]
(...8D;;;; uh, not really. haha lol)

22. What will you post this as?
"Sway," Bic Runga
[Sometimes when you and I collide I fall into an ocean of you, pull me out in time, don't let me drown, let me down]
(.....durp.)

Hahaha

2007-12-21T17:32:52Z

So I never update this.

Did you notice?

Updates are more likely to be found at http://flipsidered.deviantart.com if you're that interested in keeping up with my crappy life. |D

Holy moly!

2006-02-01T15:05:06Z

Weeeehehheeell, look who's updating her LJ. Someday soon I've gotta get rid of this annoyingass theme. XD

bleergh

2005-08-30T02:56:35Z

BLEEARHFAGRRGH swiped from MIYUzor.

\i>The Rules: First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.</i>

1. Sam
2. Booger
3. Chainey
4. Gendo
5. Davey
6. Pez
7. Fio
8. Mitch
9. Owen
10. Kris
11. Darius
12. Riley

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? holy crap, first thing turned up is Pez/Darius. Haven't read a FIC on it, but D did do the leery-grabby-threaten rapey thing a while back. XD

2) Do you think Four is hot? XDD I don't think any of my characters is hot, but I'll admit Gendo's pretty cute.

3) What would happen if Five got Eight pregnant? ...XDD in that extremely UNLIKELY M-preggy event which would NEVER HAPPEN EVEN IF IT WERE POSSIBLE, Mitch would shut himself away in a hole and only emerge every now and then to get in a screaming match with Davey over it. And Jesse would find it all hilarious.

4) Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? Nope!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? XDD oh god. No. Booger is straight and Pez has his pride.

6) Twelve/Nine or Twelve/Ten? XDD uuuhm. Owen is rank and Kris is gay, so neither, but for non-grossing-out-ew purposes, 12/10

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Five having sex? XDDD ANOTHER instance that would never happen, ever. I think there'd be a great deal of 'OH DIO I'M SORRY I-' and then substantial amounts of confusion. Wrong wrong wrong wrong. XDD

8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. 'Chainey is a run-down straightass ex-zombie down on his luck cause he crashed his car or something and feels emo cause he has no-one to love. I guess. And Kris is a happy fiancee with nothing on his mind but happy and joy but SOMETHING IS MISSING. What happens when the two meet? Probably nothing. warnings: m/m, m/f, f/f, yaoi, lime, fluff, snakeyes, bullfrog, and six kinds of wednesday'

9) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? XD Nuh-uh. Though I guess Sam/Mitch isn't as far fetched as most relationships mentioned, I don't think he'd be active enough for any sort of real FLUFF

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Five hurt/comfort fic. XDDDD *snrrk* 'Pregnant Ladies and Immature-ass guys who Somewhat Fear Commitment, I Dunno'

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? XD!! Okay, I can't really see Gendo 'deflowering' ANYONE, but probably lots of sugarcandy. They both dig that shit.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? XDDD Not that I know of?

13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? XD Nah, he's girlfriendless.

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Yeah, Miyu, cause he's hers. XD

15) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Twelve? Booger/Gendo/Riley? XDDD Uhm...very confusing setup there. I really doubt it would happen.

16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? XD; I dunno. Uhm. No, dunno.

17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? Miss You Love by Silverchair if I'm feeling angstalicious, or something Frenzal

18) If you wrote a One/Six/Five fic, what would the warnings be? XDD Sam/Davey/Pez, huh? Warnings...um...probably m/m, m/f, and probably PWP cause wtf would Pez be doing with Sam and Davey? XDDD

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? XDDDDDDDDDD OH GOD UMM...I don't think any would WORK, but he'd probably pull the old 'moon pants' line. And then get smacked. And be confused cause he's straight. XDD

20) When was the last time you read a fic about Twelve? Uhm, don't think I have?

21) What is Six's super-secret kink? XD He really digs firemen.

22) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? XD NO. he would not. Neither. Ever. I really hope, anyway.

23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Chainey/Fio? Umm...I'm not actually sure, probably Chainey, but I can see Fio being more of the dude than Chainey, he's a bitch. XDD

24) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Five, then follows the wise advice of Twelve and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Sam and OWEN are in a happy relationship, until Owen suddenly runs off with Gendo. Sam, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Darius and a brief unhappy affair with Davey, then follows the wise advice of Riley and finds true love with Chainey.' XDDD Something crappy and cliche, 'These Twisted Webs we Weave' or some bullshit. XD Sam/Owen. Nooo.

25) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? XDDD Uhm. Well, I don't know. It'd never work, cause Mitch is way too gross and stubbly and drunken and foulmouthed for Fiorenza. XD

flipsidedown @ 2005-02-27T11:21:00

2005-02-27T03:48:20Z

You Know You're From Australia When...

Your next door neighbours can be from Tunisia, Israel, Indonesia, Japan, Zimbabwe, Iraq, Brazil, Spain, Malaysia...
My neighbours are from England! =D

The community is so concerned over the fact that muslim women can't use public swimming pools because there are men present that they have female-only periods.
I have no clue, I don't use the public pool!

The Greeks and Mexicans next door ask you over to have a barbeque.
lol, yeah well, crazy Phil invites me over for a beer sometimes XD

You don't actually use the words 'sheila' or 'shrimp'.
Fucking oath I do! Well not sheila so much, but shrimp, yes.

You sleep with Aeroguard on.
Aeroguard tastes gross. XD

You're wearing a cap emblazoned with 'Get A Dog Up Ya.'
No, but I really wish I was. XD Or one that said 'Yibbida yibbida' like Rex Hunt. Yeeeeah buddy.

You feel obliged to spread salty black stuff that looks like congealed motor oil on bread and actually grow to like it.
I'M A HAPPY LITTLE VEGEMITE! =D

You actively dislike Americans, but watch their TV, eat their food and worship their idols.
Americans are awesome! Some of my best friends are American. XDD But I don't worship their stinkin' idols.

You think Tall Poppy Syndrome is a national condition.
Well it is. =D

Democracy means the freedom to draw caricatures of John Howard.
What DOES democracy mean? XDD

Your idea of a lethal weapon is a slug gun.
I wouldn't know! =D

The closest you ever got to going overseas was your packet of 5 Days In Rio grundies.
Apart from New Zealand, which doesn't count, yeah. ^^

A posh meal = an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Straight up man, all-you-can-eat. XD

The term "musical instrument" also extends to wobbly bits of ply-wood, hand saws, gum leafs and combs.
Aaaah...gum leafs. ^^

Your most offensive curse also doubles as an exclamation of awe or amazement, like, "fark orf!"
XD Most of the time, yeah. But I don't say fark, lol

All of your internationally famous people don't live here.
This is true!

You think footballers dressing up in drag on TV is funny (but your son being gay isn't).
ANYONE dressing up in drag on TV or off is funny. (Whaaat, it is!)

You relish test cricket - the longest, slowest game in sport (and that's not even counting the replays). After all, what else gives you an excuse to sit on your arse for five days, watch TV and sink piss with your mates?
XD I HATE watching cricket, but I love playing it?

You don't drink Fosters, but you let the world think you do.
Damn straight doggie.

The only thing better than beating the Pohms at ANY sport is giving them shit for it.
FUCKIN ALRIGHT DAWG, THAT'S SOME GOOD CAKE! XD Aaah, poms.

You love, adore and admire a particular team/sportstar/actor on a winning streak - until they lose. Then they're just crap and 'past it.'
XD Yeah, I done this a coupla times.

You can compress several words into one - ie 'g'day', 'd'reckn?' This allows for more space for profanities.
Yeah man, that's awesome.

You favour either Holden or Ford - or a souped-up WRX with new kit and a bootful of subwoofer.
>_> The car thing never really happened for me.

Driving down the main street/beach road playing bad techno is your idea of a perfect Saturday night / Sunday arvo.
XD If it's loud and bad enough, totally yes.

You make kooky films, sometimes about wayward road trips (across the outback preferably). Quite a few are crap.
XD No.

You know all the words to Khe Sahn but not the national anthem.
What's Khe Sahn?

Your nickname ends in 'a' or 'o'.
GAZZA, MATE! Yes.

You have a customised stubby holder.
Nah, we have stubbies from every place we visited but none of them are custom jobs. XD

Your soap stars become pop singers and move to the UK.
They do!

You've ever used the words - grouse, tops, ripper, choice, sick, rad, exo, ace, wicked, ballistic - to mean good. And then you place 'bloody' in front of it when you really mean it.
lol! Actually yeah, I've used tops, ripper, sick and wicked, but I've only put bloody in front of ripper and sick. XDDD

Your cooking apron has plastic breasts on it.
If I cooked, it SO would. ^^

The "Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oi oi oi!" chant has been a religious experience in the past.
Oh yeah, every Australia day. XD

The blokes at the local gym think your weight training is an opportunity to ask you out on a date.
GYM! GYMS ARE FOR DORKS! XD

The big national sporting events are men-only.
Yeah buddy, but the day I want to sign up for AFL...*SHUDDER* men can friggin' have it. ^^

Your politicians believe than sticking the prefix 'un' in front of your nationality is an effective way of making you sit down and shut up.
Well, for most Australians it is. XDDD

Our mantras are 'fair go for all', 'mateship' and 'little Aussie battler' - but we still publicly condemn those with different viewpoints to us.
Only in jest, for me at least. XD

The barbeque is a male-dominated arena. And the women do the salads.
It so is! My dad does the best barbies anyway. Don't be so women's lib, it's annoying, people.

'Fair go for all' excludes indigenous people.
=\ no. This statement pisses me off.

An eight-hour trip to go camping for the weekend isn't out of the question or excessive.
IT IS! ;____;

You take pride in living in a tolerant multicultural society but firmly believe that all Poms and Kiwis are fair game.
XD Yes.

You insist on asking every celebrity who steps of an aircraft what they think of Australia. If the response is not overwhelmingly positive, they should be subjected to immediate public ridicule.
Well fair cop man, Australia rocks. =D

The private lives of footy and cricket players become more important than local and national news stories.
THEY ARE! Especially Wayne Carrey. XDDD

Slick pick-up lines like 'Wanna shag?' and 'Carn, show us yer tits' can constitute male-to-female conversation.
XD Not to me they can't.

You say 'no worries' quite often, whether you realise it or not.
@_@ Ain't it the truth.

You realise you have no Bill of Rights.
Ah buh wuh?

The first thing guaranteed to get eaten at parties is fairy bread.
Isn't it everywhere? XD

So that's the special ingredients that make up an Aussie - whatever your taste.
Cheers big ears, up ya bum.

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2004-12-30T05:18:55Z

Figured it's about time for an update on this thing. SO!

Have recently rediscovered Superheist, listened to Nightwish and Flogging Molly. And have had wayyy too much shitty screamo Thrice/Senses Fail/MSI/AFI crap forced down my throat by my brother practising for band than I really should. And System of a Down is still and will always be awesome.

Hum. I've felt whiney lately but I know better than to act on it. Blah. Family's going down to Hazels for New Years, that should be cool. I'ma stay with Hazel until the following Tuesday. We're gunna rock out oldskool all the way to the pearly gates, holmes.

Yeeeah, that's about it.